An Open Letter to a Bottle of Non-Prescription Pain Reliever
rant: June 18th, 2007Dear Naproxen Sodium,
I really needed some help getting some sleep last night, and you said you contained a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug; which, while it could cause a host of unpleasant side effects (far too graphic to describe here), sounded like just the thing I needed to keep my back muscles from flipping around like a […]